April 20, 2022

What we did today/what is that like?

Highlands Circuit Race, which is 20 laps of a 5-mile circuit with a gigantic hill. 

How did I do? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – 123/162.

Quote of the day

“California would be beautiful if there weren’t people in it.”

What I hated about today

Cornering and the sound of 162 dudes freewheeling at 45 mph into a narrowing road. 

Mediocre power reveal

Lap 1: OMFG JESUS WE’RE ALL GOING TO CRASH AND DIE OMFG I’M GOING TO GET POPPED ON THE FIRST LAP WE’RE GOING SO HARD WE HAVE TO DO THIS 20 TIMES?????

Lap 2-18: Why am I tailgunning a 162-person field nothing good will come of this and I’m going to get dropped for a dumb reason.

Lap 19: OH SHIT THE GUY IN FRONT OF ME IS POPPING FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT DON’T BE A BITCH BUT OH NO I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS IT’S OVER IT’S ALL OVER.

Finish: I can’t feel my face and my new jersey is cutting off the circulation to my arms.

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