“My god mate, how many meals are you eating?” the Kiwi said. We’re at the Walnut cafe in Boulder doing our best to show visitors a good time, proving we’re not basic suburbanites who have forgotten how to have fun since we started changing diapers as a full-time job. We hiked Sanitas, which was enough …
The tow truck roared up at 45 mph and screeched to a halt right in front of my Subaru. A large man leaped out of the cab dressed in a bright construction vest and galloped up to us with a labored stride. “HOW YOU BOYZ DOING!? the man boomed. He took one look at the …
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Red Granite Grinder 2022 “OK, what’s our strategy?” Forest said. “Here’s what I’m thinking. I’m going to go freaking bananas on Rib and try to annihilate the entire field and get a gap. This sort of worked last year, except I got caught. Your job is to ensure you get in the chase group, so when I …
What did we do today? What was it like? Tour of the Gila Stage 2: Inner Loop Road Race, which, if you’re having a bad day, is like accidentally falling overboard and madly swimming back toward to boat only for it to lurch away just as you’re about to make contact. How did I do? …
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What did we do today? What was it like? We drove 10 hours from Redlands to Gila. And by ‘we’ I mean Tyrel, who doesn’t sleep, get tired, bored, hungry, or grumpy. How did I do? Best stage yet. I peed into a Diet Dr. Pepper bottle in the back of the van without any …
What did we do today? What was it like? Redlands criterium race, which is the equivalent of doing a crit race with a layout designed by someone blindfolding my three-year-old son and asking him to draw a circle. How did I do? I’ll tell you when you’re older. Quote of the day “Did you forget …
I’ve spent years failing badly at bikes so you don’t have to. I have a mortgage, two kids, a wife, a dog that doesn’t listen, a weakness for Miller Lite, and fish frys – but I can still turn a pedal if I have to. Chances are we’ll get along just fine.
C’mon now – let’s get fast together!
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