“OK, what’s our strategy?” Forest said. “Here’s what I’m thinking. I’m going to go freaking bananas on Rib and try to annihilate the entire field and get a gap. This sort of worked last year, except I got caught. Your job is to ensure you get in the chase group, so when I get caught, you immediately …
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What did we do today? What was it like? Tour of the Gila Stage 2: Inner Loop Road Race, which, if you’re having a bad day, is like accidentally falling overboard and madly swimming back toward to boat only for it to lurch away just as you’re about to make contact. How did I do? …
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What did we do today? What was it like? We drove 10 hours from Redlands to Gila. And by ‘we’ I mean Tyrel, who doesn’t sleep, get tired, bored, hungry, or grumpy. How did I do? Best stage yet. I peed into a Diet Dr. Pepper bottle in the back of the van without any …
What did we do today? What was it like? Redlands criterium race, which is the equivalent of doing a crit race with a layout designed by someone blindfolding my three-year-old son and asking him to draw a circle. How did I do? I’ll tell you when you’re older. Quote of the day “Did you forget …
I’ve spent years failing badly at bikes so you don’t have to. I have a mortgage, two kids, a wife, a dog that doesn’t listen, a weakness for Miller Lite, and fish frys – but I can still turn a pedal if I have to. Chances are we’ll get along just fine.
C’mon now – let’s get fast together!
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