Gravel Racing

I Didn’t Screw Up Red Granite Grinder and Neither Do You!

“You lost by one second?”“Yeah, it came down to a sprint.”“Well, how did he get ahead of you?”“He came through the corner in my draft and started sprinting.”“Why didn’t you sprint earlier?”“I don’t know sprints are hard.”“You couldn’t gain one second on him after 145 miles?”“Geez, Ma, you can’t win ’em’ all!” Peter Olejniczak got …

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I Screwed Up CO2UT So You Don’t Have To

“How can we help you?’“I booked a hotel room for the night.”“First and last name?”“Matti Rowe. That’s R-O-W-E! Could also be under Gravel God or Diesel Daddy.”“Nothing in our system for you…today. It looks like you booked the room yesterday.”“You’re joking.”“No.”“FML. Ummm…You don’t have any vacancy tonight, do you?”“I do, but you won’t like the …

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