What did we do today? The Silver City Tour of the Gila Criterium, which means racing in circles until the USAC decides we look tired enough. What was it like? First, recruit 100 other people that like dressing up like dorks. Waiting carefully until the hottest part of the day, ride around a kilometer, so …
What did we do today? The Tyrone Time Trial is a 25km time trial that snakes through a canyon named after a miniature donkey. What was it like? Buy an oversized condom. With the help of others, pull it onto your body. Go to the bank, withdraw all your savings, and purchase a bike that …
Cycling speed, in some ways, is just math. Saying that is a lousy way for someone to fall in love with you, but let’s face it – you’re never going to convince any romantic interest to like you by talking about bikes. But forget about trying to make your bed more crowded for a second …
I’ve spent years failing badly at bikes so you don’t have to. I have a mortgage, two kids, a wife, a dog that doesn’t listen, a weakness for Miller Lite, and fish frys – but I can still turn a pedal if I have to. Chances are we’ll get along just fine.
C’mon now – let’s get fast together!
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